Thursday, September 20, 2012

Please wait for a table to be cleared and bussed before you sit. WHY? Because its tacky and obnoxious. We clean and present these tables to you to start from scratch. To create a mess of your own, however you desire, and you might put your white sleeved shirt down in some beet juice and blame me because you have the patience of a 3 year old. 

CHOOSE A TABLE and stick with your decision, if you’re not sure take a minute and pick one. Look, you are not choosing a beach house in Saint Tropez, it’s just a table for lunch.  Just pick one, which you will destroy and vacate within an hour. Ok, so you don’t wanna sit by the kitchen or by the bathroom. Why wasn’t that an issue when you sat down? Why did you find it necessary to unfold the napkin, move the silverware, and spill your water all over the place AT 3 DIFFERENT TABLES???? 

cook with love!~! more to come... 

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