Bring
in food to a restaurant – some kinda chutzpah it takes to bring in your own food
to save money.. a ham sandwich wrapped in foil? REALLY??
ME:“excuse me miss, you cant
bring in outside food, im sorry”
HER: “I keep kosher and cant eat
from your kitchen, but my friend im meeting loves this place”
ME: “now im not the Lubavitch Rebbe,
but im pretty sure that ham isn’t kosher”
HER: “ok ill eat it fast”
ME:”can I at least get you a
cocktail or a glass of wine?”
HER: “no, but you can bring me a warmed
mug that I can pour my starbucks into?” are you joking?
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